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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:35
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What is the message of Ex Machina?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
share office space ...
Researchers Unlock An ‘Alien’ Phenomenon Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Reserves - The Daily Galaxy
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.